Taylor Lautner shows us the range of his stoic stares and high school drama in “Abduction’….oh yeah, and there’s some CIA stuff somewhhere in there too. See more videos by Jeremy here: www.youtube.com For more Awesometacularness, Subscribe to Jeremys blog here: www.jeremyjahns.com
Archive for October, 2011
Jeremy Jahns reviews the fake trailer turned mexploitation film “Machete”…..which probably still wont save Lindsay Lohans career from the boulevard of broken dreams.
The latest “lost footage” film to hit theaters is Apollo 18, a movie about a disturbing finding found on the moon. And no, what the astronauts find aren’t Transformers.
At one point, Apollo 18 had promise. That was until it got bounced around the release calendar and The Weinstein Company decided to not screen the movie for critics. That’s not one but two red flags.
Since we haven’t been able to see it ahead of time, we’re relying on you to tell us what you think!
for it’s time, great animation, great music, a cult favorite An astronaut brings home a glowing green orb for his daughter. However, the orb kills him and corners the girl for its purposes. Claiming to the embodiment of all evil, the malevolent sphere, known as the Loc-Nar, terrorizes the little girl by showing a series of bizarre and fantastic tales it has influenced. The first is “Harry Canyon,” a cynical taxi driver in a squalid futuristic New York who finds himself involved with a damsel in distress who is relentlessly pursued by murderous thugs who desire the Loc-Nar her archaeologist father found. The second is “Den” which chronicles the adventures of a nerdish boy who is thrown into the fantasy world of Neverwhere, where he is transformed into a studly naked muscle-man, desired by beautiful women, who must get involved in a conflict revolving around possession of the Loc-Nar. The third is “Captain Sternn” where the title character is a handsome but irredeemable scoundrel who stands accused in a trial that Loc-Nar throws into chaos. The fourth is “B-17″, where a World War II bomber plane limps home after a bombing run, only to have the Loc-Nar ram into it and revive the dead crew members as murderous zombies. The next is “So Beautiful, So Dangerous” where a buxom secretary at the Pentagon is abducted by stoned alien wastrels and a oversexed robot. The final story is “Taarna”, where the Loc-Nar has to come to a future Earth and changes a peaceful people into a horde …
Before there was Gladiator there was Ben-Hur, the Charlton Heston classic with drama, romance, slavery and epic gladiator action. High-definition Blu-Ray hits greater heights with the arrival of the visual splendor, thundering action and towering drama of this record-setting winner of 11 Academy Awards* including Best Picture.
We’re giving away a copy of Ben-Hur: 50th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition.The only catch is the box set may need its own shelf as it’s that big. Enter to win today!